"They're called Cherry Pickers because they go up high."

"Investi-Gator: Crocodile P.I."

"I'll name my daughter Orange so nobody can write a lame love poem to her."

"I'm all about the robot slaves."

"Photon thief"

"If you can't see it, it's not dirty."

"Pokemonopoly"

"If you want me to carry your handbag, you should get one that matches MY outfits, not yours."

"Avoid any job ad with multiple dollar signs."

"The bubblegum voices in my head won't stop singing."

"People who can only be passionate in conflict aren't done growing yet."

"Some things only work if you're pedantic about them."

"Cross-country wheelchair."

"Dare to be sober"

"Double shotgun wedding."

"You might be ordering too much pizza if they have your number on speed dial."

"I want to see beauty where the world sees none."

"Join the Police: make a pig of yourself!"

"He who shouts and walks away must debug another day."

"We are in the middle of the Industrious Revolution."

"Why is Giving 100% better than Doing My Best?"

"Is it better for a credit card to be half full or half empty?"

"Bus route 404. Bus not found."

"When I am too old to learn, I am dead."

"Roses are red, brown if they die, coffee is bitter, and so am I."

"If I had to live as a head in a jar, I'd definitely get my nose pierced."

"Patrick Walter Nixon - PWN!"

"WARK! the herald seagulls sing."

"Name-swapping party."

"There are certain fine-motor skills you give up when your hands are replaced by giant metal death claws."

"You are not of my tribe. My people long ago discovered soap and deodorant."

"Stealth ambulance"

"Free-range customers."

"Blackberry is not a verb."

"Rocktopus, the rockin'est animal of all!"

"I wish I was a flower with a punk rocker in my hair."

"How To Kill A Man With An Information Pamphlet"

"Caution: wheelchair not suitable for changing lightbulbs."

"What does an automatic failure machine look like when it's doing its job perfectly?"

"Some people need to be dying to feel alive."

"Necropoly: the game of the dead."

"In-utero Dance Dance Revolution."

"Love is like a cane toad. You can't hold it too tightly or too loosely. Also it shoots venom from its neck glands."

"The Ikea of bio-engineering."

"Promise the world. Deliver a globe."

"Chocolate chip milk."

"Pizzaburger"

"Whatever your problem, laser beam eyes are 95% likely to solve it."

"Schroedinger's copycat."

"Season tickets to the CD shop."

"Dear God, please love my mother for me."

"I must have dreamed about you / saw your face when I woke up"

"Smurf the internet!"

"Some people are hired to get the crowd worked up. Some are hired to keep them calm."

"On my way home from Earth."

"Fortune cooking"

"There are many Roombas in my Father's house. If it were not so, I would have told you."

"Cubicle tai-chi"

"Pathogenesis: The creation of disease."

"Life needs an Undo feature."

"Ninjas do it 'till you're dead."

"The best way to get your ideas heard is to let someone else take the credit."

"I just play a movie star on TV."

"I'm making a chicken in the microwave. It is the source of life."

"What's the difference between dirt and grime?"

"Evil gives you wrinkles."

"It's bizarre to think that all my music will be old and daggy to my kids some day."

"You made Jesus angry!"

"Genetic typo."

"It is a cruel trick of nature that the best parents are the most embarrassing."

"Incu-banter"

"What is the sound of eleven point five hands clapping?"

"It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

"I enjoy the simple life, and I enjoy making it simpler with computers."

"Wiccapedia"

"Fruit vampire."

"Micropoly"

"Who would win a fight between Jesus and Santa?"

"Frankenstein's kitchen."

"Acquainted enemies."

"Every day you wish away/brings another just the same."

"If we are never stretched, how can we grow?"

"I thought I'd eaten enough dessert, but then I found some more."

"In memory of everyone who ever died."

"Resenting the opinions of fictional characters."

"Santa is an eskimo."

"Marketball - the sport of advertisers."

"Truth is music. Music, truth."

"Middle-aged Barbie, with realistic caesarean scar!"

"Selfishness is okay as long as you think you're not hurting anyone."

"Some kind of chin-mohawk."