"Do not use fire if there is a lift."

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"Fanta Claus"

"Party like it's 2099!"

"I am conqueror of my pants!"

"Chocolate biscuits are a privilege, not a right."

"Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?"

"Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. As a zombie."

"I know not this 'Ex-mas' of which you speak."

"Pedestrian Giveaway!"

"Caution: Do not operate power tools while naked."