"There's a big difference between moving with the times and having the times move with you."

"False immodesty."

"Necropoly: the game of the dead."

"Obama's in pajamas, coming down the stairs."

"Goof off magazine: for serious workplace slackers."

"Please ignore ASAP."

"Attempted-murder mystery"

"Good customer service is dead because nobody knows how to be a good customer any more."

"Cyclists wish they were super heroes. That's why they really wear lycra."