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"Fruit vampire."

"Micropoly"

"Who would win a fight between Jesus and Santa?"

"Frankenstein's kitchen."

"Acquainted enemies."

"Every day you wish away/brings another just the same."

"If we are never stretched, how can we grow?"

"I thought I'd eaten enough dessert, but then I found some more."

"In memory of everyone who ever died."

"Resenting the opinions of fictional characters."

"Santa is an eskimo."

"Marketball - the sport of advertisers."

"Truth is music. Music, truth."