"Chocolate is not a sin."

"Magic isn't real. We make the technology that looks like magic."

"I'm so geek I dream in binary."

"Jesus knows what you did last Summer."

"Foolish leproid! Trix are intended for the juvenile offspring of bipedal primates!"

"Deadly sweet"

"Gaunt, dead things on Paris catwalks."

"Brazillionaire"

"Offensive is the new funny."

"Using cancer to cure paralysis."

"Micro-pocalypse."

"Poet in a box."

"Those who resist the internet are doomed to failure."