Monday, October 29, 2007

"You can't ban human nature."

Friday, October 26, 2007

"When complimenting a woman's boots, be sure to articulate clearly."

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

"Jesus reads lips."

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

"Nude fire twirling can be hazardous to your health."

Monday, October 15, 2007

"Spring Break at Zombie Beach."

Friday, October 12, 2007

"Defy the rut of personalised conformity."

Thursday, October 11, 2007

"The winds of change will blow, but we have very small sails."

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

"I watched you lose at the Olympics."

Monday, October 08, 2007

"A subtlety that confuses the literal-minded."

Friday, October 05, 2007

"You are welcome to refuse the assignment, but there is a penalty of death for doing so."

Thursday, October 04, 2007

"A Girl Called Truth."

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

"The children of orphans."

Monday, October 01, 2007

"Zen cheesecake."
It's like regular cheesecake, but without the base. Or the filling.