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"Dart calm"

"The goats of the ancestors."

"An economy built on impulse shopping"

"No F in Fun"

"I have a cold. I demand your magic drugs called 'antibiotics' to fix it."

"Hey! That cyclops winked at me!"

"Proactive Man: Affecting the future TODAY!"

"Who? Yorrick? Yeah, I might have known him."

"Those who do not see the failings of the rules are doomed to be caught in their vast grinding gears."

"I've got no time for the intolerant."

"You're supposed to say stuff, then I say stuff back. That's how the 'saying stuff' game works."

"Teach Yourself Spanglish!"