"If I had to live as a head in a jar, I'd definitely get my nose pierced."

"Patrick Walter Nixon - PWN!"

"WARK! the herald seagulls sing."

"Name-swapping party."

"There are certain fine-motor skills you give up when your hands are replaced by giant metal death claws."

"You are not of my tribe. My people long ago discovered soap and deodorant."

"Stealth ambulance"

"Free-range customers."

"Blackberry is not a verb."

"Rocktopus, the rockin'est animal of all!"

"I wish I was a flower with a punk rocker in my hair."

"How To Kill A Man With An Information Pamphlet"