"Cross-country wheelchair."

"Dare to be sober"

"Double shotgun wedding."

"You might be ordering too much pizza if they have your number on speed dial."

"I want to see beauty where the world sees none."

"Join the Police: make a pig of yourself!"

"He who shouts and walks away must debug another day."

"We are in the middle of the Industrious Revolution."

"Why is Giving 100% better than Doing My Best?"

"Is it better for a credit card to be half full or half empty?"

"Bus route 404. Bus not found."

"When I am too old to learn, I am dead."

"Roses are red, brown if they die, coffee is bitter, and so am I."