Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"The hillbillies are alive with the sound of music."

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

"Nuclear-powered robot car."

Monday, December 18, 2006

"Well on your way to mediocrity!"

Friday, December 15, 2006

"Critical System Error: I forget how to do that."

Thursday, December 14, 2006

"Didn't, wouldn't, won't. Don't call me a thief."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

"It's nice that you think you're a pimp, but when you're finished playing pretend, I'll be over here doing grown-up things, okay?"

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

"Do ya wanna Tijuana?"

Thursday, December 07, 2006

"The way to a man's heart is between the sixth and seventh ribs, next to the sternum."

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

"My sister sprained her ankle playing Jenga."

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

"Great minds think alike, but so do tiny ones."

Monday, December 04, 2006

"I left my air guitar at home."

Friday, December 01, 2006

"Rocket shark. With tusks."