"I knew you were clever. You told me so."

"By your order, sir, I have no time to comply with your other order."

Barbarian of Information Technology

"Day and night are only places."

"Never test for hazardous waste with your tongue."

"Ski the volcano!"

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why don't you explain all the quotes?
A: I prefer not to, because I consider them a form of poetry. Part of the fun is deciphering them for yourself. If I'm ruining your life with weirdness, leave a comment and I can try to explain my thought processes leading up to that quote.

Q: Why don't you post every day?
A: I'm not clever every day.

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"Our company is complicated. We have an org chart that can only be properly drawn in five-dimensional space."

"You can't make toast in a microwave."