"Evil gives you wrinkles."

"It's bizarre to think that all my music will be old and daggy to my kids some day."

"You made Jesus angry!"

"Genetic typo."

"It is a cruel trick of nature that the best parents are the most embarrassing."

"Incu-banter"

"What is the sound of eleven point five hands clapping?"

"It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

"I enjoy the simple life, and I enjoy making it simpler with computers."