"If you can't see it, it's not dirty."

"Pokemonopoly"

"If you want me to carry your handbag, you should get one that matches MY outfits, not yours."

"Avoid any job ad with multiple dollar signs."

"The bubblegum voices in my head won't stop singing."

"People who can only be passionate in conflict aren't done growing yet."

"Some things only work if you're pedantic about them."