"I don't believe in sceptics."

"I got disqualified from the air guitar championships for bringing my actual invisible guitar."

"Everyone is welcome to their wrong opinions."

"How do you treat an allergic reaction to anti-histamine?"

"Make cake not slogans."

"Everyone you don't know is a Viking."

"Never take parenting advice from a non-parent."

He must have walked into the barber shop and said 'make me look like a dishonest politician'.

"What does a ninja wear to a formal party?"